things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
¿¿¿Y el/la Novio/a???
One of many classic questions asked at Spanish family functions (via uglynewyork)
Every freakin tia asks me this shit
The question I always get is: “Mija ya tienes novio?” 😒 NO BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO DATE AN UGLY FAT GIRL, DAMMIT.
Ah yes, the classic.
Then they’re like, “Que bueno. Concentrate en la escuela.”
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever